Overheard last night at an Italian restaurant in Bernardsville, NJ -- two white-haired grannies chatting:
Granny #1: "I like to save my wine for dinner parties. [pause] I'm not always successful."
Granny #2: "Well, I tipple every day."
A few minutes later, a white-haired gentleman joined them... bottle of wine in hand.
We dubbed them the North Jersey Geriatric Tipplers Club. May we some day be members.