Because it's always fun (and sometimes a bit scary) to peek into the psyche of other people, here are more bizaare and completely off-topic (at least, they're off MY topics!) ways people have found this blog in recent weeks, using the following search keywords at Google and other search engines:
- bizaare news
- mooses affected by global warming
- 1001 ways to kill ticks using household chemicals
- breast guillotine trick (OHMYGOD, I don't even want to know what this one is about)
- fluffy teddies that crap rainbows (exCUSE me?)
- peter pan bounce upstate ny
- soul macaroni and cheese (now that's MY idea of "comfort food"!)
- destroyed a neighbors fence and gate illegally nz (shame on you, was that nice?)
- yowza shirt american bandstand
- shelving sold by walmart
- best april fools joke on your boyfriend (Wouldn't that be telling him he knocked you up? Or would that come under the heading "how to kill your boyfriend without laying a hand on him"?)
Of course, the keywords that seem to find me most often continue to be anything having to do with "emotionally unavailable men, mothers, or boyfriends", anything with the word "bold" or "soul" in it (and for those who were looking, "soul" in French is "âme"), and being "single over 40" and "why am I still single". Nice to know my "core audience" is still finding me!
Whether you came here on purpose or found me because you were Googling "1001 april fools jokes to play on mooses wearing yowza shirts illegally"... thanks for taking the time to visit (from any one of 93 countries!) and spend a few minutes with me. Y'all come back now, y'hear?
Affectionately yours,
Lisa, a.k.a. The Bold Soul
