Men, you have my permission to avert your eyes from what I am about to say. (giving them a moment to run and hide) Ok. Deep breath. And... IS IT FUCKING FAIR THAT WE WOMEN OF A CERTAIN AGE HAVE TO DEAL WITH MENSTRUAL CRAMPS AND TAMPONS, *AND* ALSO HOT FLASHES AND CRYING JAGS AND WORSE MOOD SWINGS THAN WE EVER HAD AT 16, ALL IN THE NAME OF THE MENOPAUSE YEARS? And the only acceptable answer? Is NO. I wish my body would get over the fence, already. Pick a side, dude.