Overheard while waiting on line to use the loo in a Parisian café: three not-so-petites anglaises complaining about the inferior and slightly unclean facilities. (But how many restaurants do you know, in ANY country, with a spotless WC?) Then one of them says, loudly: "I'm rather FUSSY about where I put my PUSSY."
Oh, really? Clearly, she is not so particular about keeping a clean MOUTH.