Overheard at the Paris Salon de l'Agriculture on Saturday:
"Look, Papa! That bull has TWO zizis!"
[Georges looks where Little Guy is pointing, then leans in close to whisper in his ear.]
"Non, mon garçon... he has ONE zizi there [points a little to the right] and those are the two testicules."
[Momentary silence while the Little Guy processes this new information, and then...]
"Lisa, look!" [more pointing, with out-of-control giggling]