"Overheard" online: We find our lovers having their first IM chat of the day...
Her: When you texted me with just "Ouf" this morning, I knew something wasn't right with you. I thought perhaps you got stuck walking to work in the cold, but glad you got a train. Is it very cold out today?
Him: Chilly, yes.
Her: It was chilly in bed last night. No YOU to hold me tight and keep me warm. I had to turn on the heater instead.
Her: I feel lucky to have you in my life, you know. And not just because of your incredible body heat.
Him: Oh thanks.
Her: Your love is evident in everything you do and say. It just radiates from you, directly to me, all the time.
Her: Oui, c'est vrai.
Him: I come with central loving, you know -- free of charge.